SERVICES
VIDEO CAPTIONS
Over 85% of viewers do so with the sound muted during work, school, commuting and rectal exams, CAPTIONS massively increase views.
ADDING MOTION
Video filmed on a tripod, we make it look as if it was shot with a camera man. Add some close ups at specific parts of a joke to highlight facial expressions or body language.
AUDIO PIMPING
Audio Scrubbing enhances your audio by removing unwanted sounds, background noises and making sure it sounds clear and good as can be.
COVER IMAGES
Textual Reeeeling baybeh…Reels, Highlight Reels, Stories and all the other post images all social media tyrants are currently doing.
VIDEO “UPSCALING”
We make bad video look better, and good video look great! Upscaling means to make it go from 720p to 1080p or 4k. We also color correct and make it pretty.
SOCIAL BRANDING
Let make you pages all match and looks badass, up to date with what works best for capturing and keeping fans and followers.
INTRO/OUTROS
Having a kickass intro and outro to smash your name into the skulls of fans so they can fan and follow you on social media will put you in the spot light.
FILM STANDUP
We capture your set the way each joke, bit, chunk, act is meant to be seen and heard. Clear audio, multi mics, 240p flip phone cams…jk, click here.
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ONE A DONE
Starting at:$150Full Service
DM us for “Partial Service”
- Video Captions
- Audio Scrubbing
- Adding Motion
- Video Upscaling
- Social Branding
- Cover Images
- Intro/Outros
*One Time*
$75 Marketing Graphics Fee:
– Social Handel Overlays
– Outro Social Images
– Name/Brand “Watermark”
– Hashtags & Links
Weekly
Starting at:$325Full Service
3x 30 Second clips (or 90 secs)
- Video Captions
- Audio Scrubbing
- Adding Motion
- Video Upscaling
- Social Branding
- Cover Images
- Intro/Outros
- Campaign Assistance
- Collaboration Tools
Monthly
Starting:$1650Full Service+
A 30 Day Attack
- Video Captions
- Audio Scrubbing
- Adding Motion
- Video Upscaling
- Social Branding
- Cover Images
- Intro/Outros
- Campaign Assistance
- Collaboration Tools
- Social Strategies
- Weekly Reels & Highlights
FILMING
- 4K, 8K, 2k, 1080p, VHS
- Multiple Video Cameras
- Strategically Placed Mics
- Simple or a bit more?
- Cranes & drones if needed
- Netflix Quality Standards
- Catered production per streaming service
Premium
Starting at:$1950
- 4k + Audience Cam(Extra Cams Available)
- Audience Mic + Performer Mic
- Campaign management
- Collaboration tools
Platinum
Starting at:$12500
- Everything in premium
- A/B testing sanbox
- Custom permissions
- Social media automation
- Sales automation tools
Frequently Axed Questions
How long will it take?
In short, we can honor 24hrs or less, sometimes a couple to a few days, depending on if we have a post strategy in play or if we are just sending it to ya to do your own thang. Buuut If your (let’s say)1 minute video has clear resolution and crisp audio already aaand you already have your intro/outro made, we only have to make the vid vertical, add motion, captions, slap on the intro and outro, social overlays and send it back to ya with in a few hours if you select RUSH Service. Now it your video is 4 min or 20 mins or 1hr, time will vary lol.
Why you and not AI?
Using AI is like hiring toddlers to paint your house, yes their will be paint on the walls lol, but you’ll have to repaint most of it and clean up their mess with your tears.
We do all of that and fully customize your captions to your timing, bits and delivery, we know comedic timing and understand beats and camera work, when to use specific shots, zooms or motions to make sure people see, read and hear your mother f’n jokes the way they are meant to be! Force fed into their algorithm of life!!!..or something similar.
What the f*ck is a Marketing Graphics Setup Fee?
We make sure people will know your videos are yours with all sorts of “Branding”, we burn it in until it sizzles. Making graphics the good ole fashion photoshop way.
Intro/Outro:
• Name/Handles
• Cover Image
– Overlays:
• Name/Handles
• Links 🔗
• Hashtags #
Ok so the what the F-word is a Initial Setup Fee then?
Ok this one we made up so we can wave it lol. But hear us out, it’s because it takes us about an hour of time setting up all your files and downloading your videos and then uploading them to our spaceship so we can get to work on them.
1 hour of our time is currently worth $175, so for us to wave that “fee”, you best know we wont be eating din din off our gold plates tonight.
Do I have to pay for a intro/outro?
If you don’t have them already we can make them for you for a One time Fee and a discounted rate if you ever want to update them, if it’s super easy, we won’t charge ya.
Can I just get one service from ya?
Sure! If you just want us to add motion, or just add captions, or just clean the audio up, or…you get it!
Should I censor bad words like "sh*t", "piss", "f*ck", "c*nt", "cocksucker", "mother*cker", and "tits"? ~George Carlin
Recently YouTube and other Social Media platforms counts the F word as Class A drug, so textually we recommend “f*ck” instead, you don’t have to beep it out audibly, other than that you’re good to go!
Do you do deals?
We have many types of “Deals”
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With an extensive history in film, and music, he gets things done creatively in his sleep. Legend has it he is awake 24/7 - yet his wit and charm are never compromised. Bringing with him skills so powerful with several awards for his work, and other businesses involving cameras. Will's journey continues to stretch out in areas of leadership and health.
Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth.
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