WEBSITE STILL IN THE WORKS
WEBSITE STILL IN THE WORKS
WEBSITE STILL IN THE WORKS
WEBSITE STILL IN THE WORKS
WEBSITE STILL IN THE WORKS
SERVICES
VIDEO CAPTIONS
Over 85% of viewers do so with the sound muted during work, school, commuting and rectal exams, CAPTIONS massively increase views.
ADDING MOTION
Video filmed on a tripod, we make it look as if it was shot with a camera man. Add some close ups at specific parts of a joke to highlight facial expressions or body language.
AUDIO PIMPING
Audio Scrubbing enhances your audio by removing unwanted sounds, background noises and making sure it sounds clear and good as can be.
COVER IMAGES
Textual Reeeeling baybeh…Reels, Highlight Reels, Stories and all the other post images all social media tyrants are currently doing.
VIDEO “UPSCALING”
We make bad video look better, and good video look great! Upscaling means to make it go from 720p to 1080p or 4k. We also color correct and make it pretty.
SOCIAL BRANDING
Let make you pages all match and looks badass, up to date with what works best for capturing and keeping fans and followers.
INTRO/OUTROS
Having a kickass intro and outro to smash your name into the skulls of fans so they can fan and follow you on social media will put you in the spot light.
FILM STANDUP
We capture your set the way each joke, bit, chunk, act is meant to be seen and heard. Clear audio, multi mics, 240p flip phone cams…jk, click here.
SLIDE THE BLUE LINE LEFT & RIGHT LOL
ONE A DONE
30 second clip fully edited
$120 for 60 Seconds
(up to 2 edits)
DM us for “Partial Service”
👉Video Captions
👉Audio Scrubbing
👉Adding Motion
👉Video Upscaling
👉Social Branding
👉Cover Images
👉Intro/Outros
*One Time*
$50 Marketing Graphics Fee:
– Social Handel Overlays
– Outro Social Images
– Name/Brand “Watermark”
– Hashtags & Links
Weekly
(2×30 second edits or 1x60s)
$150 for 3×30 seconds
(up to 3 edits)
$200 for 4×30
(120 secs/up to 5 edits)
👉Video Captions
👉Audio Scrubbing
👉Adding Motion
👉Video Upscaling
👉Social Branding
👉Cover Images
👉Intro/Outros
👉Campaign Assistance
👉Collaboration Tools
*One Time fee waved for $200 plan*
$50 Marketing Graphics Fee:
– Social Handel Overlays
– Outro Social Images
– Name/Brand “Watermark”
– Hashtags & Links
Monthly
A 30 Day Attack
👉Video Captions
👉Audio Scrubbing
👉Adding Motion
👉Video Upscaling
👉Social Branding
👉Cover Images
👉Intro/Outros
👉Campaign Assistance
👉Collaboration Tools
👉Social Strategies
👉Weekly Reels
*One Time fee waved**
$50 Marketing Graphics Fee:
– Social Handel Overlays
– Outro Social Images
– Name/Brand “Watermark”
– Hashtags & Links
FILMING
- 4K, 8K, 2k, 1080p, VHS
- Multiple Video Cameras
- Strategically Placed Mics
- Simple or a bit more?
- Cranes & drones if needed
- Netflix Quality Standards
- Catered production per streaming service
Premium
- 4k + Audience Cam(Extra Cams Available)
- Audience Mic + Performer Mic
- Campaign management
- Collaboration tools
Platinum
- Everything in premium
- A/B testing sanbox
- Custom permissions
- Social media automation
- Sales automation tools
Frequently Axed Questions
How long will it take?
In short, we can honor 24hrs or less, sometimes a couple to a few days, depending on if we have a post strategy in play or if we are just sending it to ya to do your own thang. Buuut If your (let’s say)1 minute video has clear resolution and crisp audio already aaand you already have your intro/outro made, we only have to make the vid vertical, add motion, captions, slap on the intro and outro, social overlays and send it back to ya with in a few hours if you select RUSH Service. Now it your video is 4 min or 20 mins or 1hr, time will vary lol.
Why you and not AI?
Using AI is like hiring toddlers to paint your house, yes their will be paint on the walls lol, but you’ll have to repaint most of it and clean up their mess with your tears.
We do all of that and fully customize your captions to your timing, bits and delivery, we know comedic timing and understand beats and camera work, when to use specific shots, zooms or motions to make sure people see, read and hear your mother f’n jokes the way they are meant to be! Force fed into their algorithm of life!!!..or something similar.
What the f*ck is a Marketing Graphics Setup Fee?
We make sure people will know your videos are yours with all sorts of “Branding”, we burn it in until it sizzles. Making graphics the good ole fashion photoshop way.
Intro/Outro:
• Name/Handles
• Cover Image
– Overlays:
• Name/Handles
• Links 🔗
• Hashtags #
Ok so the what the F-word is a Initial Setup Fee then?
It takes us many hours setting up all this:
- Content Setup Fee:
- A content setup fee is a one-time charge that covers the initial work required to set up a client’s project. It’s like the groundwork before the actual editing process begins.
- This fee typically includes tasks such as creating project folders, organizing files, and setting up the necessary software and tools for editing.
- Think of it as the “pre-production” phase where we prepare everything to ensure a smooth editing workflow.
- Folder Creation and Organization:
- When a client engages our video editing services, we create dedicated project folders. These folders serve as a structured space to store all relevant files.
- Within these folders, we organize raw footage, audio files, graphics, and any other assets provided by the client. Proper organization ensures efficiency during editing.
- We might create subfolders for different types of content (e.g., interviews, b-roll, graphics) to keep things tidy.
- Uploading Content:
- Once we’ve grasped the project scope, we guide clients through uploading their content.
- This involves setting up secure file-sharing platforms or cloud storage. We ensure files are accessible and organized.
- Uploading time varies based on file size and the client’s technical proficiency.
- Downloading Content:
- After editing, we provide clients with the final product.
- They download the edited files from the designated platform.
- We ensure the download process is smooth and hassle-free.
- Understanding
ClientYour Neeeeds:- Before editing, we invest time in understanding “the vision” and requirements.
- We briefly discuss your goals, style preferences, target audience and any specific instructions.
- We learn about your “brand” or we can create it, and we learn your tone, and desired outcomes. The more we understand, the better we can tailor the style to capture mofo’s.
- Consultation Time:
- The consultation phase varies based on the complexity of the project and the your or your mangers input.
- We ask questions, hear your input and gather insights. We can provide recommendations based on our
expertisebadassness. - We can also just do what we do if you don’t really want to be involved that much(we get it), saves time, but we also ensure a successful creative collaboration if you do want to have your M&M’s all Yellow #No4 or whatever🤣
This initial investment pays off in the long run. A well-organized setup and a thorough understanding of the outcome leads to smoother editing workflows and better end results! 😊🎥🎬
Do I have to pay for a intro/outro?
If you don’t have them already we can make them for you for a One time Fee and a discounted rate if you ever want to update them, if it’s super easy, we won’t charge ya.
Can I just get one service from ya?
Sure! If you just want us to add motion, or just add captions, or just clean the audio up, or…you get it!
Should I censor bad words like "sh*t", "piss", "f*ck", "c*nt", "cocksucker", "mother*cker", and "tits"? ~George Carlin
Recently YouTube and other Social Media platforms counts the F word as Class A drug, so textually we recommend “f*ck” instead, you don’t have to beep it out audibly, other than that you’re good to go!
Do you do deals?
We have many types of “Deals”
THE DUDES
I use to be a perfectionist, until I realized that was making me a preventionist, so now 95 is the new 100, unless it's about how awesome I am during the hours of 11am to 2pm than I am 100% the sh*t.
I've been a creator since birth in the sense of commonality and quality. I create services that don't need selling, because I am more than fair, extremely rare, so like and share lol...I rhymed.